Recent content by Pauly Walnuts

Let me preface this with the fact that my next-door neighbor is a California Highway Patrol Officer. (CHP) My friend Little Johnny was going on a business trip for 3 weeks and was worried about keeping his wife, Little Suzy occupied. Why, you ask? Little Suzy was a HOT young thing! And their...

Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother, and says, “Mom, I know everything.” Mom shushes him and gives him $10. “Just don’t tell Dad,” she says. Hey, it’s working...

Did you hear about the American Indian who drank 16 cups of tea? He drowned the next morning in his own Tepee.

Ask EVERY mom and dad that looks like they probably have a child in high school... Did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? They'll say, no, which school? Make one up. When? Just after lunch. Did they find him? Of course. He wasn't hard to find, the whole damn school could hear...

What shoes is the Bishop wearing?

I'd call the accent "interesting". I thought drole was his personality, but he's holding a DRILL! You call it a throle, we call it a thrill! He only glues that beard on when he's on camera.

Easy to solve! I'll send you my heater in our summer, and you can send me an air conditioner in your winter.

How to store my NIC. I know that Carolina Xtracts recommends NOT using a freezer, I do, and have done for years I think the big issue Carolina Xtracts has with freezing, is the freeze/thaw negative impact on nic, which sounds legit, but doesn’t effect me. I buy in liters or gallons, and break...

Dunno what they're called, but I'm sure you've seen the little exclamation points or question marks to the right of a dialogue box on a web site that you can hover over, or better yet click on to get more information. Those should be placed within the calculator so normal people can learn...

According to my own rules, I cannot mention a political party, or the name of a governor, but (As if...) you don't already know, google. Every state in the union hates this ass. I hope this ass doesn't run for president! Anyway, a while back he got someone to propose that plastic grocery bags...

Yeah, well, that makes good sense. Wish I had good sense. My sense is VERY uncommon. Getting the wick through the coil is a bear! I gotta hawk up a loogy on my thumb and index finger and twist the end 'till it's tight enough to poke through the other side of the coil. Than I gotta take a pair...

There's a judge on Boston Legal. (Starring William Shatner) Can't remember his name, but he often says, "Shocking! Outrageous!" Well, here's something doesn't surprise me a bit, but does enrage me. I already read that damn thing! All 94 chapters! I think that's where I came up with the idea...

*I* think Rebuildable Drip Atomizers, (RDA’s) have their place in vaping but I don’t find them to be a viable long term useful product. Sure, the coils last longer because you can scrape the gunk off… I use my wife’s toothbrush… and the cotton can be changed when switching flavors, but a lot of...

Oh, you probably never heard of woodstock. Summer of 1969 a BUNCH of rock and roll bands put on an amazing 4 day concert. 32 big name bands in all. Janice Joplin, Creedence Clearwater revival, The who and more. 4 day long party. In the 60's we cherished what we called "Sex, drugs and rock and...

Why? Almost every time I fill my tank, or replace the coil my tank leaks from near the bottom. I have 3 tanks, so I can clean them before reusing them. I just bought a top air flow and it has yet to leak. Why should a bottom AF leak but not a top AF? :evil: