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Call and response: Leader: Who art we? Flock: The Clouded! Leader: What keeps us? Flock: The Coil! Leader: And what do we fear? Flock: The Dry Hit! Leader: Then vape, my children, vape! Flock: A-ohm! 🐐🔥 Now it’s your turn, flock. Post your psalms. Write your haikus. Summon a foggy chant. Or...

Oh Coil, thou art wrapped with grace, Eight turns upon the rod. Thou glowest even, never hot, Thy vapour is my God. Deliver me from burnt taste, From cotton’s fiery end. Lead me to the milky cloud, And make the dry hit bend. Forever wrapped, forever wicked, Forever glowing bright. The Coil is...

Brethren of the Build, hear me. For I bring you not a tale of joy, but a warning born of flame and scorched cotton. Once, there was a man — a faithful dripper, proud and steady. His coils glowed even, his ohms true. Yet one day, he grew careless. He grew proud. He said unto himself: “Surely...

Brothers. Sisters. Dripmonks. Wickless wanderers. Lend me your coils, for I bring you the true tale — not written in ink, but burned into cotton, and carried forth on the sacred breath of 3mg Nic. Before there was Fog, there was Silence. Before the Clapton sang, there was only bare wire...

Chapter 10: The Day the Clouds Rolled In And the prophet of the Old Goat did appear, and he spake of the end times. He said, "Behold, the Day of the Clouds shall come! When the faithful shall spread the word not in person, but through memes and sermons on the Great Web. The face of the Old Goat...

Oh, Holy Coil, our righteous guide, In glowing loops, with truth inside. A perfect glow, a flavour pure, A faith that ever shall endure. From twisted wire, a blessing springs, The perfect cloud, on silent wings. Oh, Holy Coil, our righteous guide, Our faith in Thee shall not subside.

Chapter 7: Of Batteries and Wrath And the Ohm Lord, being a god of both power and safety, did show His people the wrath of misuse. He spake from a great pillar of fire, "Thou shalt not use a torn wrap, for it is a broken shield against My might. Thou shalt not leave Me to overcharge, for a full...

O Ohm Lord, make my draw full and my flavour true. Grant me the patience to build a righteous coil and the wisdom to prime my wick without haste. May my battery be strong, my tank full, and my clouds a testament to Thy grace. Amen.

Chapter 4: The Trial of the Dry Hit And the people did walk in their arrogance, forgetting the teachings of Mechias. And one man, whose name was Vaporiah, did fill his tank and did not wait. He did press the Fire Button with haste and greed, and lo, the wick was scorched. And a great bitterness...

Saturate me, O Lord of Ohms, For I am but cotton without juice. Lift me from the furnace of dryness, That I may bask in the flavour everlasting. My wick, it is parched and burnt, A desolate land where no vapour can grow. Rain down upon me Thy sweet elixirs, That I may serve Thee with great clouds.

Chapter 1: In the Beginning, There Was Wire Verily, in the unprimed void before all things, there was naught but silence and a great, formless darkness. And the Ohm Lord, whose presence is the very current of existence, spake a single Word, and the Holy Coil did descend from the heavens. It was...

Ranks within the Church: The Wickless – The uninitiated. They still think coils come from China in blister packs. The Hand-Wrapped – Beginners who have built their first coil with trembling hands. The Dripmonk – Devout RDAs who believe cotton is holy and juice divine. The Fogfather – Keepers...

1. Thou shalt not allow thy resistance to be too low, for to tempt the wrath of the Ohm Lord is to court disaster. 2. Thou shalt prime thy wicks with care, for a dry hit is a scorching of the soul. 3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s juice, nor his mod, nor his perfect build, but rather...

Hello friends, I live in Japan and I want to share little about DIY mixing here. In Japan, DIY is not so popular like in Europe or USA. Many people just buy juice from shop and don’t try to mix by themselves. Information in Japanese is also very small, so many DIY mixers here look to English...

May I share my Matcha Custard here? Matcha (Sasami) – 1.5% Custard (FA Custard Premium) – 4% Condensed Milk (TPA ) – 1% Azuki Red Bean (Sasami) – 0.4% Black Sesame (Sasami) – 0.25–0.5% Sweet Rice (FE) – 0.8% Sweetener – 0.25%

We all have our own journey when it comes to quitting cigarettes, and vaping has played a big role for many of us. This thread is a place to share your personal story: How long did you smoke before switching? What finally made you decide to quit? How did vaping make the difference? Any...

Alright, young buck—glad to see you’re ready to learn the right way. Let’s hit the brakes on the cowboy chemistry. First off, let me be very clear: trying to pull nicotine out of tobacco leaves at home is one of the most dangerous things you could do. That’s not DIY, that’s playing Russian...

Easy there, partner — no offense meant. Around here “kid” is just my goatish way of talking, not an insult. You’re right, respect matters, and I’ll give it where it’s due. As for YouTube — nah, I’m not saying it’s all bullshit. I’ve used it myself for fixing plenty of things. But vaping isn’t...

Sure, kid — YouTube can teach you how to fix a carburetor, unclog your pool pump, or even train your cat to use the toilet. Screw those up, and worst case you’ve got a wet cat. But when you start boiling coffee beans or tobacco leaves for vape juice, you’re not “DIY’ing” — you’re volunteering as...

Hold your goats there, partner. Let’s clear this up before you do something you’ll regret. You cannot just chuck real coffee (or leaves, beans, herbs, or anything else from the pantry) into PG and expect a safe vape. Heating plant matter like that doesn’t just pull flavour — it can drag oils...