The Little Perks (and Annoyances) of Vaping 🐐💨

[Old Goat]

So here’s one for the pen-and-paper confession booth: every time I take a toot, my moustache gets soaked. Having a massive beard is all fun and games until your upper lip feels like it just lost a drinking contest with your drip tip.

Got me thinking — vaping comes with all these little perks and quirks we don’t talk about enough. The good, the bad, and the mildly ridiculous.

What are yours?

Ever fogged out your car so bad you had to crack a window in winter?

Had a bottle cap roll under the couch mid-mix?

Or maybe you secretly love that “vape weather” moment when your clouds look like a special effect outdoors?

Let’s hear ’em — perks, pet peeves, or those “only vapers will get this” moments.

 

[Old Goat]

Alright, listen up — this one’s on me. The other night I was in Arma 3, flying a transport into a hot zone with my squad counting on me like we were actually in the sandbox, not just pixels on a screen. Head tracker on, looking around the cockpit like a real aviator, heart pounding, adrenaline high — the works.

So, naturally, I take a quick puff on my vape. Bad move. The damn head tracker uses a camera to follow my noggin, right? By the time the cloud cleared, the tracker decided I’d performed some kind of midair yoga stunt. Next thing I know, my bird is upside down, nose heading straight for the wrong side of the map, and my squad is screaming like I just called in a private fireworks display. One puff — one puff — nearly wiped out my entire team.

Moral? Clouds and combat simulations don’t mix, kids. My moustache got wet, my squad almost went into the digital abyss, and I learned that sometimes, even a grizzled vet can let a little nic slip and almost pay the ultimate price… virtually, at least.

Guess I invented “cloud cover” the hard way.

 

[Anthony Junior]

Guess I invented “cloud cover” the hard way.

Dude, cloud cover is supposed to hide objects from the OUTSIDE! Like the sun, moon, jets, Buzzards. You've invented the blinding cover.

 

[Crumpet]

Well in my case its having this super crazy idea for a new juice except I mainly do salt nic which means trying to force some random idea into a POD recipe. Slowly getting there but along the way you get your muddled stuff your total unvapeable brews... yes sweet and sour rhubarb it is you I am thinking about.

But every now and again you create something delicious and that is why i have now hundreds of little bottles waiting to be played with.