Great advice and life hacks

[Old Goat]

Do you want to earn a full month’s salary for taking a shit at work? Here’s how to do it.

Let’s do the math: the average person works 8 hours a day, 5 days a week — that’s 480 minutes/day. Over a year (260 workdays), that’s 124,800 minutes of work. Divide that by 12 months, and you get 10,400 minutes/month.

Now spread that out over every workday, and you end up needing to dedicate roughly 40 minutes a day to your bathroom operations.

So, by taking a 40-minute shit every day while everyone else is stuck on emails, meetings, or TPS reports, you are technically on track to be paid a full month’s salary for shitting at work.

 

[Old Goat]

for shitting at work

And if your like me, and do shitty work while doing nothing, you're getting paid to do Jack Shit!

 

[Pauly Walnuts]

you're getting paid to do Jack Shit!

I think I know Jack Shit! Aren't his parents dumb shit and dip shit? Has a brother named chicken shit and a sister name pizza shit?

 

[Old Goat]

Here's some great advice I learned in my early teens. When working with fiberglass, wear gloves. Or at the very least wash your hands BEFORE going pee!